Those of you who are curious and perceptive will notice that there is no heaven but there is indeed a hell.
I don't know about you but I find this disturbing.
Legal Disclaimer:
This blog is politically incorrect, and it quite likely will contain adult
(okay...PG-13 let's say) jokes that could be considered offensive by some people.
Of course, everything is offensive to some people. If you are one of those people
maybe you need to hang around and read some more jokes and see if it won't improve
your sucky attitude. Just don't send mail giving me a hard time because I will publish
it along with your e-mail address and make you look like a maroon.
I'm just that way, sometimes.
By viewing this blog-thingie, you certify that you are over the age of 18
(eighteen), or that you are lying about your age, and that you are not offended by
mildly adult humor. Some of it is childlish humor. Some of it is just plain stoopid.
I trust you won't be too offended by those, either.
I assume the funnies to be in the public domain, and if you own the rights to
something that shows up on this blog please kindly be informed that I'm
not out to steal your material. Everything you see on here is already zipping
round the globe and no doubt landing in countless thousands of in-boxes already,
which you ought to to take as a good sign because it means you're popular and funny.
If I know something is copyrighted I won't post it....if it is posted and I
am informed that it's copyrighted, I'll remove it. There's an e-mail link...just
let me know. If you take me to court over it you are going to have to copy my blog
as evidence, and that too is copyrighted...by ME, so I'll countersue 'cause the
very fact that you have evidence is evidence that you stole my stuff. I think
they call that a Catch-22, which is a term that ought to belong to Joseph Heller
but doesn't because the world decided to steal it. Shit happens. Sorry, Joe.
The good news is we know who you are lo, all these years later.
You have achieved immortality!
If I left out any fine print that I should have included to protect and cover my
butt, well I reserve the right to invoke those phantom clauses as needed. The bottom
line is I am very much like the government. I deny responisibility for my screwups.
Thankyou and Have a Nice Day!
Elmer
